June 2012
ok i just got one of these for my tumblr
vvvvv
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 1st
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May 2012
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May 31st
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May 31st
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WatchWatch
if evan was on tv
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
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ok my brightness just can't be high enough
im turning it down so i get used to low, then get all happy about it when i can turn it up to high.
May 29th
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oh like my pink tie dye
yeah its awesome and i made it
May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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Listen daangmel:
May 28th
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NwfmcNnBJBc#! you guys the avengers is  on youtube omg
May 28th
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May 28th
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tabit: HOLY SHTIGFBRRGD IM LAUHGIGN ALL OVER AGAIN
May 28th
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My parents are throwing a party, one of their...
Me: Hey, do you want to see my sims? I have the pets expansion pack!
Her: Yeah! I love animals.
Me: *opens sims 3* *opens the Shaun/Des household* *shows her around the lot, the horse, all the cool stuff* *suddenly Shaun and Desmond start making out on the couch*
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me: It's not what it looks like.
May 27th
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May 27th
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h0odrich: mom: where are you going its almost midnight me: out
May 27th
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My latest @Songify creation: i like smoking weed
aliengirlfriend: I talked into an Android and the magical app Songify (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.smule.songify) transformed my unremarkable speech into a song to which all mankind can now dance. Just listen i like smoking weed (http://khu.sh/songify_4fc19005c8fdf&v2i like smoking weed)! this is called i like smoking weed by Evan aka angriestboy.tumblr.com
May 27th
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OMG I JUST REALIZED
zoom in while on tumblr!!! its makes it so much bigger and better. [apple + plus] yall
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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omg but btw those pictures are so fffing good.
i know im not being modest, but i dig the way overstylized way i edited them.
May 26th
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May 26th
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ok im really high and people have just have weird...
like humans look weird.
May 26th
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That awkward moment when you think someone is...
legitdead: his hairrr
May 26th
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May 25th
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aliengirlfriend: ok i just got a new phone and i was trying to set up my voicemail, but i am stoned as fuck right so like i kept trying to record my recorded name thing but every time the robot lady would tell me to go i would just keep laughing and for like twenty minutes tonight my voicemail said “you’ve reached alyssa’s phone. i-” AND THEN I BURST IN TO LAUGHTER all of the problems have been...
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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