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nuditea: “when one door closes, another one opens” imagine how annoying it would be if that were true you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open your cat escapes you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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unfunnywhitegirl: i wish i had the magical power to make steaks appear in front of me  thats a good one
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moonythemarauder: isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms like damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement \m/
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WatchWatch
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and i love yellow and green. theyre lkke my...
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guys my internet is working again
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therapsida: I think the tumblr ultimate final boss will be one someone starts identifying as another already extant person not even a famous person but like a tumblrite one who wholly endorses all otherkin identities “i identify as the person behind ____.tumblr.com” etc. and they are like “wait nope i am that person” “….except all identities are valid” “…..and you identify as me” “…..and...
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buttduchess: i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
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i don’t understand how someone could type like this and be for real
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Mum: *calls my name*
Me: closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, outruns usain bolt, climbs mount everest
Mum: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
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“Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...”
– James Franco (via lungs-)
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